Could he ever. “The Eagle Flies (on Friday). “Up Jumped the Devil”. All those old show stoppers. It’s interesting to think — Asshcroft was spotted singing for his supper in front of a Pentecostal church in Columbia. Laura took him in, cleaned him up, gave him good white suits to wear, good luggage in his hand. He woke up miles over on a jet to the promised land. And we all know about Gonazales, a foundling, suffering from fetal alcohol sysndome and dehydration, yet by all accounts crawling through Organ Pipe, yes, crawling — to freedom. These are inspirational stories, folks.

God, I hate what we as a country do to our attorney generals.

Now these vindictive federal judges want to deny Gonzales citizenship and deport him. Que la chinga, this is insane, folks. This is Baby Alberto we are talking about. Baby Alberto. They say he needs to be with his family. I say bring his whole famiy here. Bring the whole ejido! Give them land. There is room in Crawford.

The whole reason for the alcoholism in his babyhood was that the norteamericano mill owner cut purchasing prices. The harvest rotted and the whole cooperative had to subsist on pulque and nopales for almost a year.

Send him back you sentence him to poverty, one way or another.

Where is Bush, who appealed for Scooter Libby. They need to speak up.